Bite Me

February 24, 2014 at 1:01am
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Reblogged from no-shitss-givenn
no-shitss-givenn:

Vodkaaaa. on We Heart It.

no-shitss-givenn:

Vodkaaaa. on We Heart It.

February 23, 2014 at 5:15pm
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Reblogged from ryanseacresthighfivesblindguy-d

stfukarla:

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

♡ i follow 100% back ♡

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February 22, 2014 at 4:37pm
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Reblogged from courtneyhatesjane
hellaadestiel:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

hellaadestiel:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

(Source: courtneyhatesjane, via love-health-workout)

February 21, 2014 at 8:08am
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Reblogged from heteroh

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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February 17, 2014 at 3:25pm
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Reblogged from trrrrrrrassssh
kingorb:

this could be us but u playin

kingorb:

this could be us but u playin

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3:25pm
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Reblogged from heyworlditsmematthew

simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

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February 4, 2014 at 1:06am
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Reblogged from escroto
paradisaic:

finish her

paradisaic:

finish her

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February 3, 2014 at 5:48pm
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Reblogged from beauty-and-the-beastmode
shewouldratherbeinparis:

Not sure where you guys are coming from, but Hi New Followers!!!


Did someone Promo me  or something…?

shewouldratherbeinparis:

Not sure where you guys are coming from, but Hi New Followers!!!


Did someone Promo me or something…?

January 4, 2014 at 4:45pm
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Reblogged from giantgag
giantgag:

McDonald’s Does Actually Serve Breakfast After 10:30 If You …Click the pic to see full content!Follow :@GiantGag

giantgag:

McDonald’s Does Actually Serve Breakfast After 10:30 If You …
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Follow :@GiantGag

2:25am
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Reblogged from ignitionremix
ignitionremix:

just got my trust fund :)

ignitionremix:

just got my trust fund :)